Snakes also known   as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not   rattlesnakes. Here's why.
 
  
A
 couple in   Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a 
recent cold spell,   the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to 
protect them from a possible   freeze. It turned out that a little green
 garden grass snake was hidden in one   of the plants. When it had 
warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go   under the sofa.
 
  
She let out a   very loud scream.
 
  
The
 husband (who   was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked 
to see what the   problem was. She told him there was a snake under the 
sofa.  He got down   on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.
 About that time the family   dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind.
 He thought the snake had bitten   him, so he screamed and fell over on 
the floor.
 
  
His
 wife thought   he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told 
him to lie still and   called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, 
would not listen to his   protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and 
started carrying him   out.
 
  
About
 that time,   the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency 
Medical Technician   saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's
 when the man broke his leg   and why he is still in the hospital.
 
  
The
 wife still   had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called 
on a neighbor who   volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself 
with a rolled-up newspaper   and began poking under the couch.. Soon he 
decided it was gone and told the   woman, who sat down on the sofa in 
relief.
 
  
But
 while   relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she 
felt the snake   wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake 
rushed back under the   sofa. The neighbor man, seeing her lying there 
passed out, tried to use CPR to   revive her.
 
  
The
 neighbor's   wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery 
store, saw her   husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her 
husband in the back of   the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking 
him out and cutting his scalp to   a point where it needed stitches.
 
  
The
 noise woke   the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor 
lying on the floor with   his wife bending over him, so she assumed that
 the snake had bitten him. She   went to the kitchen and got a small 
bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it   down the man's throat.
 
  
By now, the   police had arrived.
 
  
They
 saw the   unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a 
drunken fight had   occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when 
the women tried to explain   how it all happened over a little garden 
snake!
 
  
The
 police called   an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his 
sobbing wife. Now, the   little snake again crawled out from under the 
sofa and one of the policemen   drew his gun and fired at it. He missed 
the snake and hit the leg of the end   table. The table fell over, the 
lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke,   it started a fire in the 
drapes.
 
  
The
 other   policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the 
window into the   yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped 
out and raced into the   street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid 
it and smashed into the parked   police car.
 
  
Meanwhile,
   neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. 
The   firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway
 down the   street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put 
out the power, and   disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city 
block area (but they did get   the house fire out).
 
  
Time
 passed! Both   men were discharged from the hospital, the house was 
repaired, the dog came   home, the police acquired a new car and all was
 right with their   world.
 
A
 while later   they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold
 snap for that night.   The wife asked her husband if he thought they 
should bring in their plants for   the night.      And that's when he shot   her.