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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Sunday, July 7, 2013
5 o'clock Somewhere
Darlene and some friends "Somewhere"
in the Gulf of Mexico Fourth of July
At " 5 o'clock "
in the Gulf of Mexico Fourth of July
At " 5 o'clock "
I apologize for the speed and glitch.
The birds are over 2000 frames and impossible to track down the faulty one.
I'm getting a little perturbed with the web pages ignoring the speed I set.
Friday, July 5, 2013
Bahama Momma
My daughter Darlene was in the Bahamas a few years ago,
Island of Aruba, I believe.
she looks like she was surprised when that wave hit her back.
Ten-hut!
Make them girls stand at attention!
Chill out Baby Girl, it's all in fun.
I love you.
Make them girls stand at attention!
I love you.
Who said ....
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup
and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked,
"To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said,
"I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
The doctor said,
"Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
How old was your dad when he died?"
The old timer said,
"Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said,
"You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive?
How old is he?"
The old timer said,
"He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning,
and that's why he's still alive ... he's a golfer."
The doctor said,
"Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it.
How about your dad's dad?
How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said,
"You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living!
How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said,
"I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning
because he got married."
The Doctor said in amazement,
"Got married!!
Why would a118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said,
"Who said he wanted to?"
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Seniors VS Juniors
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned ...'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.' So I wrote down:
ID10T
I used to like Eric, the little shit head.
If you're not a Senior yet then send this to someone who is.
RED (retired & extremely dangerous)
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Light up the World
When I see David and Yasminna together,
it just lights up my world.
The peace and joy that
Yaz has brought into David's life
is just amazing.
E-Mail Lost
I sent an E-mail into space.
It disappeared without a trace.
I wondered where my E-mail went,
So, I called my ISP to vent.
They asked me if I was hyper-text?
"No," I said, "but I'm hyper-vexed"
Suppose it was sent overseas?
It may have gone to the Chinese.
Did a German grab it's tail
"Guten Morgen! Sie gott mail!"
Did I type the address wrong?
Was it com.dot....or dot.com?
Since my mail did not arrive
Do you suppose it's still alive?
Is it fighting for a place,
On the avenue of Space?
I shot my mail into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where.
Another lost joke, another lost tale.
Wish I could fathom the flight of my E-mail.
Monday, July 1, 2013
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