messy house‏

I asked the Lord to tell me

 why my house is such a mess?

A

He asked if I'd been 'puting,
And I had to answer "yes" 

He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.I wiped and shined the topside
That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click'

But click, I did, and...LOL...I found
A real absorbing site

That I got SOOOOOO way into...
I was into it all night
<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney

Girls night out‏

The Female Gambler

The Female Gambler

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

 A very attractive blonde woman arrived

 

 

 and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

 

 

 

She said, "I hope you don't mind,

 but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

 

With that she stripped from her neck down,

 rolled the dice and yelled,

 

"Mama needs new clothes!" 

 

 

 

 

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!"

 

 

 

 She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

 

 The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

 

      

 

Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?"

 

 The other answered,

 "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral:  Not all blondes are dumb,  

    but all men are men!!!

 

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Cool Jukebox

 

This is so neat! It's sort of a time machine of music. Each of the years below connect to that year that is special to you, including the best 20 hits of that year. Pick a year, wait a few seconds, and the Jukebox will show you the 20 hits (Just like a Jukebox of "the day" would) that you can select from. You can play all 20 hits, or just those that you like. It will also tell you all of the cool stuff that happened that year. So, check out the year you graduated from high school, you were born, got married, etc. Great memories! Take an awesome trip back to "the day... your day". Hope you enjoy playing with this very cool toy! Just "CLICK A YEAR" and have fun. It is waaaaaaay cool! > > >1940 > > >1950 > > >1960 > > >1970 > > >1980 > > >1990 > > >1941 > > >1951 > > >1961 > > >1971 > > >1981 > > >1991 > > >1942 > > >1952 > > >1962 > > >1972 > > >1982 > > >1992 > > >1943 > > >1953 > > >1963 > > >1973 > > >1983 > > >1993 > > >1944 > > >1954 > > >1964 > > >1974 > > >1984 > > >1994 > > >1945 > > >1955 > > >1965 > > >1975 > > >1985 > > >1995 > > >1946 > > >1956 > > >1966 > > >1976 > > >1986 > > >1996 > > >1947 > > >1957 > > >1967 > > >1977 > > >1987 > > >1997 > > >1948 > > >1958 > > >1968 > > >1978 > > >1988 > > >1998 > > >1949 > > >1959 > > >1969 > > >1979 > > >1989 > > >1999

 

 

 

Smart cat

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat.

 To my distress,

 he began to use our new sofa as a scratching post.

 "Don't worry," my husband reassured me.

 "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet.

  

 Whenever the cat scratched,

 my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly.

 For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside,

he scratched the sofa!!

CATS RULE!!

Cat's all folks!