The truth about cats!

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

 

     On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

     On the third, God created all the animals of the earth

 to serve as potential food for the cat.

     On the fourth day, God created honest toil

so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

     On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball

 so that the cat might or might not play with it.

    On the sixth day, God created veterinary science

to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

     On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the liter box.

 

 

Have a great day

 

 

 

Tickle your funny bone.

       Kicking off the weekend with something to tickle your funny bone.

 

 

I Remember.......

 Memories

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood.

While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity."

The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his arm around her shoulders.

The elderly woman then stated," I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."

This time the old man started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the livingroom his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?"

The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going to the bathroom to get my teeth!"

It's my own spot‏

MY SPOT!

I FOUND IT!

I'M KEEPING IT!

Had your quota of awws for the day?

Thank you Linda