Friday, June 21, 2013

Getting the Boot in Texas

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
 
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Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"
 
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Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses,
and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
 
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Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT now?"
 
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Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?  It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
It'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
 
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Furious, Ray yells,
"DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
 
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To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.  Shoulda bought a hat."
 

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