An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are
"Seniors" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic
cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his
wife "notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over,
"Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the
bathroom, undresses,
and walks back into the room completely
naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything DIFFERENT now?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday,
It'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells,
"DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING
AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda
bought a hat."
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