Maxine's thoughts on the Holidays.

 

A number of holidays are fast approching

Though I'm sure, not fast enough for the kids.

 

The 11th of November is Veteran's Day. 

Thank you for defending our country and those in need of freedom in other countries.

And in the vein of thanks,we will celebrate Thanksgiving 

And along with it, in many areas of our country comes,

Stay tuned for more Maxine

 

 

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

(To The Tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy -- although

My boss let me go --

Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's beard on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!

Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;

I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday, they drag me away?

I’m happily addicted to the Web

I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ily, ad-dict-ed to the Web!!! 

Holiday fun pages

 

Here are a few printable pages for the kids. Or the kid in us.

 

Mother Goose

 

Great granddaughter, Jayden, lead the Mother Goose Parade for her first grade class this year.

 

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Joker's wild

I can really call my future son-in-law a "Joker"

She's shamelessly showing off the sparkler he gave her.

Halloween 2014

Halloween Daffy-nitions

Halloween Daffy-nitions 

Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

                                          

Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer

       

Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your car.

 

Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done.

 Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.

     

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

    

Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any super model.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

Smiling Faces

Made a new desktop with my favorite faces.

Yasmine & David, Darlene & Scott, Ron (my hubby), Reba (yes! that is a real smile), Shania (RIP my angel puppy) & Dolly (Ron's shadow).

Reba is a Malti-poo, Shania is a Lhasa Apso , Dolly is a Maltese.

Halloween advice