Halloween Daffy-nitions

Halloween Daffy-nitions 

Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

                                          

Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer

       

Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your car.

 

Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done.

 Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.

     

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

    

Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any super model.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.