A FOOTBALL FAN'S PLEA

PLEASE,PLEASE,DON'T BOTHER ME

DON'T CALL UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY

I'M ALL COMFY IN FRONT OF THE T.V.

GOT MY SNACKS AND BEER ALL WAITING FOR ME

             

GOT A 52" HDTV AND I FEEL LIKE A KING

THEN THAT DARN PHONE STARTS TO RING

I WAITED ALL WEEK TO WATCH THE GAME
SO IF I DON'T ANSWER,I'M NOT TO BLAME

DON'T WANNA BUY NEW SIDING OR GIVE TO CHARITY

THE FOOTBALL GAME IS ON, SO JUST LET ME BE
I DON'T WANT TO MISS A PASS OR A RUN

WATCHING THE GAME IS MY WEEKS FUN

DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO HAVE ME SIGN A PETITION

I'M CHECKING TO SEE IF MY TEAMS IN CONDITION

I WANT A PEACEFUL 3 HOURS TO WATCH MY TEAM PLAY

SO EVERYONE,PLEASE,JUST GO AWAY!!!