You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask
And you're not wearing a mask
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
Thanks for sharing Linda
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