Monday, December 23, 2013

You know you've won when...

You know you've won when 
your 5 year old won't pose for a picture with you
at an ugly sweater party.
Even the snowman agrees. LOL
 Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

   Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
    Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
    Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How do you know?
    Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.
    Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    Mark: Dunno. Why?
    Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

    Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
    Westy: I don’t know.
    Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”
 



   William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    David: What?
    William: Do you smell carrots?
 

     Josh: Knock, knock!
    Samantha: Who’s there?
    Josh: Dexter.
    Samantha: Dexter, who?
    Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.



     Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!



 

Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids


  • Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

  • Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

  • Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How do you know?
    Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

  • Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.

  • Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

  • Josh: Knock, knock!
    Samantha: Who’s there?
    Josh: Dexter.
    Samantha: Dexter, who?
    Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

  • Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    Mark: Dunno. Why?
    Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

  • William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    David: What?
    William: Do you smell carrots?

  • Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
    Westy: I don’t know.
    Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”
- See more at: http://marrychristmas2013.com/christmas-funny-jokes-for-kids-2013/#sthash.JlOIrSsH.dpuf

Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids


  • Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

  • Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

  • Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How do you know?
    Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

  • Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.

  • Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

  • Josh: Knock, knock!
    Samantha: Who’s there?
    Josh: Dexter.
    Samantha: Dexter, who?
    Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

  • Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    Mark: Dunno. Why?
    Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

  • William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    David: What?
    William: Do you smell carrots?

  • Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
    Westy: I don’t know.
    Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”
- See more at: http://marrychristmas2013.com/christmas-funny-jokes-for-kids-2013/#sthash.JlOIrSsH.dpuf

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