You know you've won when...

You know you've won when 

your 5 year old won't pose for a picture with you

at an ugly sweater party.

Even the snowman agrees. LOL

 Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

   Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

    Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
    Robert: What?
    Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

    Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
    Luke: How do you know?
    Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
    Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
    Moe: What did you give him last year?
    Joe: The measles.

    Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    Mark: Dunno. Why?
    Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

    Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
    Westy: I don’t know.
    Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”
 

   William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    David: What?
    William: Do you smell carrots?
 

     Josh: Knock, knock!
    Samantha: Who’s there?
    Josh: Dexter.
    Samantha: Dexter, who?
    Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

     Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

 

Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

• Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
  Santa: Olive.
  Elf: Olive, who?
  Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

• Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
  Robert: What?
  Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

• Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
  Luke: How do you know?
  Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

• Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
  Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
  Moe: What did you give him last year?
  Joe: The measles.

• Sean: Knock, knock.
  Fawn: Who’s there?
  Sean: Murray.
  Fawn: Murray who?
  Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

• Josh: Knock, knock!
  Samantha: Who’s there?
  Josh: Dexter.
  Samantha: Dexter, who?
  Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

• Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
  Mark: Dunno. Why?
  Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

• William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
  David: What?
  William: Do you smell carrots?

• Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
  Westy: I don’t know.
  Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”

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Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

• Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who’s there?
  Santa: Olive.
  Elf: Olive, who?
  Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

• Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
  Robert: What?
  Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

• Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
  Luke: How do you know?
  Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

• Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
  Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
  Moe: What did you give him last year?
  Joe: The measles.

• Sean: Knock, knock.
  Fawn: Who’s there?
  Sean: Murray.
  Fawn: Murray who?
  Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

• Josh: Knock, knock!
  Samantha: Who’s there?
  Josh: Dexter.
  Samantha: Dexter, who?
  Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

• Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
  Mark: Dunno. Why?
  Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

• William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
  David: What?
  William: Do you smell carrots?

• Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
  Westy: I don’t know.
  Pee Wee: “Your Blintze days are over!”

- See more at: http://marrychristmas2013.com/christmas-funny-jokes-for-kids-2013/#sthash.JlOIrSsH.dpuf