The first Christmas joke of 2013

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at

the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" St Peter said,

"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas

to get into heaven.

The first man fumbled in his pocket and pulled out a lighter. He flicked

it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

                

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set

of keys. He shook them and said. "They're bells."

Saint Peter said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates."

      

The third man started searching desperately through his

pockets,  and finally pulled out a pair

of women's panties.

Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow

and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And so the Christmas Season begins.....