Halloween Daffy-nitions

Halloween Daffy-nitions 

Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

                                          

Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer

       

Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your car.

 

Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done.

 Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.

     

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

    

Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any super model.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

Smiling Faces

Made a new desktop with my favorite faces.

Yasmine & David, Darlene & Scott, Ron (my hubby), Reba (yes! that is a real smile), Shania (RIP my angel puppy) & Dolly (Ron's shadow).

Reba is a Malti-poo, Shania is a Lhasa Apso , Dolly is a Maltese.

Halloween advice

Photo Shop Masks

Of interest to fellow graphics addicts.

This page will take a little bit to load as it has 60 masks.

I always have a hard time finding ready made masks for photo shop so I'm putting them here for anyone to use.

Feel free to down load and use with most graphics programs since they are PNGs.

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