Having had one drink too many,
a bar drinker was beginning to display a nasty side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him
and he whispered to her, "Hey! How about it babe? You and me?"
As she got up to move, he said loudly,
"Honey, you sure look like you could use the money,
but I don't have two dollars."
She looked back and replied just as loudly,
"What makes you think I charge by the inch?
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that one person had to leave because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were unable to decide who would let go,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because, as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids and for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her very touching speech, all the men started clapping.
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