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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th weddinganniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"Forbeing such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each otherfor all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said thewife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! -
two tickets for thenew QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well thisis all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime,
so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra!
- thehusband became 92 years old!
The moral of this story:
Men might be ungrateful idiots,
But fairies arefemale
First the Apple
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After
they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The
woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she
hands the bottle to the man.
The
man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”
Wade and Beverly have inherited a haunted castle, but they don't mind.
I can't quite make out the tune. Is that an Irish jig the McGhee's are dancing to?